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funny Introduction about yourself for social media

 

Introduce yourself with these lines on your Facebook , Instagram and Twitter 

             
  • I am so bright that I don’t understand even a single word I say. Happens sometimes though
  •  I’m quite good enough an artist to have my imaginations wholly drawn.
  •  I can resist anything but temptation.
  •  I am not exceptionally gifted neither am I especially bright. I think I’m only very curious
  •  I do nothing every day, but people keep saying nothing is impossible
  • I think I’m good enough to be my own hero
  •  Normal is overrated, weird is good, so I am weird.
  •  Though I give myself admirable advice sometimes, I’m not sure I’m capable of taking them
  •  I know how to govern myself, so I think I’m good to be a queen
  •  My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the streets
  •  My difference is that I am different.
  • I never forget to keep my heels and standards high
  •  Here I am, the peanut butter you have longed for.
  •  I rely on miracles. I don’t believe in them
  •  I don’t want blessings in disguise. I may not identify them.
  •  I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat dis order of pizza, a disorder of fries and disorder of nuggets.
  • My nickname should be Terms and Conditions because I get ignored so much.

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